Dad had and idea so their son doesn’t miss the New Year’s Eve fireworks.
Mom: Baby, don’t fall asleep, we’re going to a new year’s Eve party at your aunt’s, and you’ll miss the fireworks.
Son: But I’m sleepy.
Dad: I have an idea.
Son: what’s that?
Dad: the amount of times I changed your diaper when you were a baby…
Dad: and when I get really old, that’s the same amount of diapers I’m gonna need you to change me.
Back at home, 2am
Dad: wanna sleep with us?
Son: I don’t think I will ever sleep again.